fortune but awesome

ever since creating this site, i've always had a random "quip" or one-liner somewhere on the landing page. this is a list of those quips.
most of them are song lyrics, while some are memes or quotes i've heard that "went hard"

909 total quips

• i swear it on my father's sardines
• scream if you love entropy
• i am an excellent source of vitamin b, copper, and zinc
• everyone in the entire world lives in chicago
• cus pretty girls deserve to die
• autism isnt a spectrum, its a gauge. try chaining your attacks to increase it and unleash your ultimate move
• fortnite is an offshoot of christianity
• monday rhymes with book
• its okay to feel manipulated, right?
• you've got the power to be his friend
• how does this make you feel, white boy?
• on the hour of my death, the page rips
• all i want you to do is chase me
• couldn't even hit my prostate, now i gotta vote yes on proposition 8
• i blew too many loads to anthro characters shitting and now the walgreens defense force is trying to kill me
• yes, morale has never been higher since we got rid of hope
• tang, baby
• we love you and we miss you
• the bat is ceremonially unclean and you may not eat it
• i'm discovering the type of loser i am...
• i need to consult the council of trans women i put in diapers
• not every princess in a castle wants to be saved from their dragon
• since the dawn of time, they have yearned for the ability to run on all fours
• why'd you pull a gun on me if you didn't want to have sex?
• what a curse to be anybody
• sorry we are close this evening due to plumming issue we are sorry for the inconvenint's. sorry for everything
• i have access to a 2001 jeep liberty and can pick you up at night after my mom goes to bed, we can drive around and smoke black and milds while listening to owl city cd
• i've got a small bird in my foreskin
• runnin the trap like jimmy john, i deliver freaky fast. i'm movin like hermes. they cant afford my olympian crank
• i have two versions of outlook and neither of them is working
• just know i'm out there
• so unwise, as you are every time
• calling a hotline, as if there's still time
• my googoomama meter is going babies
• this is our basement and it smells like centipedes
• ok you're bleeding from the head. that's good. that means you're getting all the injury out
• only freak when froken to
• subscribe to the channel, i eat my own breasts
• i'm not ready for the internet
• life is just like dark souls. kindle at a bonfire and keep yo chin up
• people call me the bonefucker, because if they don't, i fuck their bones
• fortunately, the macbook can feel pain
• you look much more pretty with your wings pinned up
• face off with the faceless, i've got friends in low places
• you offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
• lord, make me into a bullet, a small, precise, hurtling thing, and aim me in your infinite, majestic wisdom & send me on my way
• hey dad, why don't you try jumping into a volcano
• keep in mind: some actions can't be undone
• a jug of wine, a leg of lamb and thou! beside me, whistling in the darkness
• oh. well, then stop
• bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful
• is it duty? is it some sort of guilt? or another way to get off?
• eat my poison fish, buddy
• happiness can make you sadder when you're stuck inside a pattern
• i see organ donation in my future
• give your nose a squeak for me and tell me what you hear
• heaven is a lie, cus you are earthy and you're alive
• we are only god's echoes and god is narcissus
• high on the wire but i won't trip it
• NOTE: hundreds of all-seeing eyes are watching!
• thank god it don't got that in it
• i could live to be a hurricane
• here comes the blazing amazing miracle sun
• try as i may to love what fits in my hand, i don't
• talk to the fire like a brother
• the subject does not realize that they are in the final days. the end of all things
• i am happy because everyone loves me
• humans are bags that are full of flavorful liquids
• put that in pascal's pipe and smoke it
• if a program can't rewrite its own code, what good is it?
• up, up, up, i'm going straight up
• down, down, down, i'm going straight down
• another mother to all strays
• but i falter on the forethought, i keep on running like a chicken with its head cut off
• i've been legit perma-tripping since i started smoking covid-19
• who are you? i love you too
• i carved the stones!
• picture that. in your dreams
• in this house we fuck to aphex twin
• sail on, sail on
• we are all foids in a sea of chuds
• is your shazam working?
• freaks come out until the light goes on
• what a bad habit, hard to scrap
• nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
• just because i'm glad that it's gone doesn't mean i can't be sorry that you lost it
• whatcha gonna do when im fuckin small? like one inch tall?
• lets share a delusion with wine and nicotine
• take a drag, and then i wish you away
• heh... i bet it's eye-fucking me
• maybe the money will save us all
• i can't sing if you're looking at me
• a cigarette on each nipple and "i've got a feeling this is the first day of the rest of my life"
• well, i'm going back to my cave to wait for someone to kill me
• and i'm gonna say what nopony else is willing to say; equestria has a buckin' fentanyl crisis
• "rock and roll will never die", he thinks, "but my god, it deserves to"
• man can become ball and vice versa
• i was inspired not to cut when you told me that you wanna see
• oh, just another one in a long line of no ones. one of many replacements
• i do not miss you, i miss how you used to taste
• i have grown in size and i am going to kill you
• they're playing minecraft out there
• experiencing interruptions? find out why
• this is why deer like you keep getting stuck in fences
• i'm walking outside in the sun!!
• nothing is real, go let love destroy you
• censor bar can be frightening at first, but it's a natural part of puberty
• i've got no one to blame but my own dumbass
• NO SUCH THING AS A BOOGEYMAN
• i am feeling like so tired by this rock
• FUCK YOUR LIFE, BING BONG
• i'm trapped in spongy flesh meat and i can never be me!!
• love shouldn't cost an arm and a leg
• now only dogs will follow me
• laughing in the mechanism
• i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best
• thorned for your displeasure
• john lennon died on december 8th 1980 at the age of 40
• FUCK THAT GUY :) LESBIANS LOVE YOU <3
• make me an offer
• you're in for it now buddy
• do not kinkshame me, cur. i have a knife :)
• sit with animals quietly, and they will show you their hearts. sit with them kindly, and they will show you yours
• snap my neck and then just watch me glow
• HE'S TRUE
• the house is now read only
• i'm not giving him cake, i'm assaulting him with cake
• and she's buying a stairway to heaven
• purple, purple, purple and green, you delicate thing
• that's what's in my big brain
• it's the pleasure of knowing that because of your intent, your actions, this being has ceased to exist
• peter suck marge, homer lick lois
• this is the worst gaze of my death
• i have a gun and you wouldn't wanna know where i hide it
• this was amusing as always! thanks for extorting me out of 250 bucks!
• thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp
• haha! the fun has been doubled!
• if you shit yourself in public, dial 2
• i may not be wasting my money after all!
• i used to be trolled but i found out a way to stop it. i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit. they cant troll you if you dress up as a girl and kiss them. i dont like doing it but it works
• ou ou owa owa
• this wouldn't fix me but it would be cool
• i can't tell if i'm experiencing or simulating experiencing
• think of the spiders as your gay, queer, infertile people. they're just in the corner. they don't take much space, and they're not hurting anyone, yknow?
• can you do that? can you explode twice?
• but is believing enough to make something a reality...? no. you have to do it yourself
• will someone find a cure? cus you know me and you know i am not well
• caught in a haze most of the time, i'm somewhere else inside me
• holy is the man who takes the bullet
• free falling through time, i know i'm petrified cus there's nothing that can stop my fall
• garbage time is running out
• ...i'm walking this dog in a sexual style!
• the best thing about eating all your coworkers and turning their clothes into office decorations is that you're in minecraft
• but human is human, so you can eat them just the same
• why don't you eat me alive
• IMAGINE WINNING
• i dip my cigarette in sexual oil that i usually reserve for my meat hogs, then i smoke it to the bone
• i'm not coming around, i'll see this through. i'm giving up on you
• don't touch me!! i'm live streaming this show right now!!!!! also as a computer i fear intimacy
• coconuts have water in them
• it's teal morshu thursday
• you can put objects anywhere
• your butthole is thought about
• call me "BIG PUSSY" capiche
• when it's suicide tuesday
• i see your guts but see no passion
• i'll rot and fuck up my life, but i'll thrive inside the terror
• I AM NOT A LOST CAUSE, WATCH ME SPLATTER
• they feed us water while they press down on our bladders
• shoegaze + roblox is a deadly combo
• i'm a gangstalker, honey. we torture americans electronically in hopes they commit suicide
• ready to be mutilated, under the knife i go
• no limitations, you know what i'm after
• what if we don't feel the same?
• i spent a lifetime compressed in a vacuum
• i'm pregnant and it's ubercharge
• damn, my wife is a scrapper
• but you still rest your head on my shoulders and on your laurels
• the future's bright, brighter than you
• i can always go home and see a ghost
• wouldn't this just be a funny coincidence if directly behind us going eighty miles an hour comes freddy fazbear in his ford focus driving directly into us
• I'M A TOTAL TRASH MAMMAL!
• what do people do that isn't drugs
• fuck me if i care
• top shelf za got me movin like a 3000yo french monarch. turned the opps to dust then married a flower
• you are bound to create
• because that would involve me exerting effort which i would rather not do
• huffing the fumes from a saturn V exhaust pipe like it's barrel aged jenkem. when the lander touched down i was already outside bangin on the door saying theres cops outside
• i think i'm feeling jaded
• i don't know what to do, i'm tired of feeling faded
• give up your life to me, then you'll see
• if i'm not careful now, i wont be long for this world
• i read your message, i was suffering too
• i'm not lonely now, i don't care for this world
• you can actually eat glumbocoin
• did you know that some of the birds here can do arithmetic?
• why did you blender explode
• oh they're mustarding the dog! or at least were
• suck my deck and halls, i'm working for the nice list
• i thought too long about dying, i forgot how to feel alive
• i made it take you to shrimp town
• gag til i'm all drenched
• my clownery cannot be contained
• now you know i've got a horn too
• i just wanna cut your
• eek!!!! i'm fujoshing out!!! ^-^
• they want to kill me for my meat
• you'll live forever, tonight
• living the dream with a time machine, i've been waiting forever
• i heard on a radio song what an old friend said to me, and i just wonder if you'll understand what it means to me
• boots with the jeans (with the jeans)
• reeboks with the pants (with the pants)
• if you like my ideas consider kissing me on my gay little mouth
• entrance hidden by bricks and rubble
• i'm crunching croutons loud as hell and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too
• watchdog did not stop!
• i climax leaving you on seen
• i take two cus i got blue
• well, you might as well commit suicide
• make the hell out of what you can see, maybe then you'll not hang beside me
• my game? pneumatics or hydraulics. i forgot which one uses blood
• i've got trenches in my brainstem
• you can do anything forever
• you can do anything forever as long as you clean up afterwards
• i'll wish you and your cousin well in your incestuous endeavors
• now memories are blurred and faces are obscured but i still know the words to this song
• all in da name of fun and being coiol as *uck!!!!!
• you're so sharp and scary it's awesome!! oww!!!
• dont tell the other guys this, but you can have sex with your xbox here
• ohh that's piss. that's piss of my comfort character
• act like a chud, think like a woke
• because i FUCK the fish
• so do your little dance around my room, i know i'm gonna join you soon
• SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
• the "i consent" tattoo is getting a lot of questions already answered by the "i consent" tattoo
• waiter! waiter! there's a transvestite in my soup!
• not your dog, won't play dead
• fuck your hand, aim for the neck
• jump in the caac
• and now we rise, and we are everywhere
• patience builds bridges not noise for it is the slow and steady hand that shapes the stone and not the hammer's blow
• psychowarriors are sooooo hot
• if you're upset you can rent an apology
• it's called moon. it's a chocolate bar. it costs $10
• don't be bitten twice
• I AM THE PHANTOM DOOM
• but i got my content up now, but i got my drugs re-upped now, i don't have time to give a fuck
• oh obamadash, you're making me blush
• vanquish the voids, search and destroy, until we die
• if you're gonna swing a sword, do it right
• get ready to learn chinese buddy
• XLERB ?
• random crits are fricking derp
• what is it? where is it? how will it affect me?
• there is only dance music in times of war
• i guess we're burning up in fox piss
• when the fajitas come out sizzlin
• centipedes? in MY vagina?
• the first thing i notice when i wake up late at night is the white ceiling, and then my disgusting body
• belong, friend
• try cross-dressing, that'll save you
• you can move diagonally in caves of qud
• love is making a soup, sometimes
• more of you is all i need, a fix of your reality
• whole apple
• you gotta push the whopper button
• i'm turning into pomni
• i'm wing gaster, the royal scientist
• can you break my legs tonight
• meeking a smee and gnobody gnew you
• i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games
• i hope it's not just another mistake, another thing to make me shake my head, oh no
• i wanna trick my body and my brain into a new place, into a fugue state
• give me snapping of the brain
• we're sure your death will be second to none!
• woof woof wats for lunch lol
• the universe unfolds
• we're flies at the reptile party
• it's okay if you bleed out. it doesn't bother me
• ANOTHER LITTLE DEATH TO HAUNT ME
• your lack of knowledge is so unfortunate
• i leave, but what i am remains
• put me in a situation and i will react accordingly
• is this a bedbuge?
• i hit the juckport 1 trillion$
• yum dot com!
• TRAIN RAIN!!!
• i'm a dude. he's a dude. she's a dude. cus we're all dudes
• you have a complex but you a simpleton
• we are seeing each other directly now across 5 billion lightyears
• shrimp on sale at this hour? how convenient
• alright shrimp family, who wants some shrimp?
• i'm four years old
• there are no nearby corpses to eat
• it's beat down! time!
• bowser's sucking ice, the koopas aren't nice
• snooping as usual i see
• i wonder what's for dinner
• remember when you tried to kill me twice?
• hhgnn - im gonna use my devil trigger
• and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual
• every day i spawn in. emerge wriggling out my skibidi bolus of slime
• hey buddy, i think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down
• what is up my snakes, scammers, ageplayers, and zoophiles
• please pardon our decay and disorder
• i don't understand because i'm a dog
• i hope this email fucks your wife
• who turgled
• fact-patroallin the mojave boarmost make you sacrewish for a center of the world
• i make noise
• you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?
• this CUMS!
• certified CREAMER!
• haha do you fw me?
• the "hip-slam" is a common play behavior
• but did you see the gorilla?!
• the implications are astounding
• like taking candy from an age regressor
• tomorrow, i'm really gonna give it my nothing
• LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlolllllllllll im doing my own thang
• i want a girl who will actually just kill me
• i am just an animal why am i doing all this
• DUDE I CAN MERGE WITHOUT THIS URGE TO SPREAD THE SCOURGE OF LOOKING
• what kind of oil is this
• everyone you know is getting sicker
• gets scared and pees a little
• IM COMING THROUGH THOUGHT YOU KNEW BUT IF YOU DIDNT FUCK YOU
• why can't i just go through the walls?
• if you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership
• back when i was a lapfox wannabe, she sent me <3
• oh, it's just a lifelong obsession, i'll get over it
• ah luv u cockwaffle~
• do not talk to the staff, they are too shy and will suddenly die
• boy make that pussy explode
• my posts go hard. my holes go hard. make me tranny famous
• my reflection's slightly off. all i see is a content farm
• WANNA KNOW ME? WANNA OWN ME? WANNA CLONE ME? FUCK YOU, YOU CAN BLOW ME
• that's the stuff we love and we can't get enough
• if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what?
• give me a treat!
• Equipment Drone: Ahoy!
• i don't wanna live forever. i just wish i could decompose
• my good sense doesn't win me any wars
• don't we all like thin blood when it's not a weeknight?
• i just killed a man, now i'm horny
• ・゜゜・。。・゜゜_o< QUACK!
• though sickly and diseased, some weeds thrive anyways
• three, one, two?!
• NOT A PERSON
• that's why they call me the tapeworm
• dont get me started on bitches with long nails thats a bleed build
• when two people love each other very much, one performs what we call a Heat Action
• MOISTURE DOES NOT MATTER WHEN CONCERNING THE MOON TARP!
• nascent, naissant
• i drank so much white claw, i drowned myself
• that's the
• rehearsing the hurt 'til it's habit
• everything will change by never changing
• someone somewhere will always sing the words you need
• what sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?
• waiter, ABANDON ALL HOPE, if you please
• loved by girls for fitting into their claws
• ...and then they planted trees
• i just gotta catch the game
• anyway, you see that cold front's coming in?
• i drank two white monsters and accidentally created a third
• we both know this is going to end, but your hair smells like strawberry so let's pretend
• slaps his pleasure bean for 5 hours. naught but dust is released
• i pray to a pirate's maniac religion
• it's amazing what you can accomplish when you're not distracted by incest
• behind every great idea there is a broad with a funny bone
• sometimes when people play for high stakes, they piss their pants
• please get fatter and please eat so much yogurt for me and jump around so it gurgles and jiggles please please please
• YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
• we're only here cus there's nowhere but here
• i still can't get myself to do a single thing outside of staring at the place in the yard where you now rest
• when was the last time that you slept?
• tony used to smoke crack
• the characters are starting to pile up, aren't they?
• trying my best, it's hard enough just getting dressed
• feel like i've been driving on the wrong side of the road tonight. haven't seen a single fucking pair of headlights
• I PISSED OFF A GHOST
• in my new life, i can have wings. and claws
• weed store kratom at night just to keep me calm
• our hearts have hands, so put her there
• remember, king kong died for your sins
• first i must sprinkle you with fairy dust
• i will be in love forever cus i'm gonna die tonight
• but i'll come around. i'll defile. i'll be clean. i'll be mean and raw
• * latest fad
• my death is money
• maddening, it's a regular bad thing
• saddening, nothing's really happening
• breathe into me endlessly
• sometimes i'll spit on to you
• and then i remembered i was blind also
• did you know that god's name is eris and that he is a girl?
• god, make me famous. if you cant, just make it painless
• the cuck dog of the wolf pack
• yea cream on it
• some say the ducks went to canada
• if you use the right slow gin, you actually get the yogurt effect
• i serve... a higher authority
• it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• strike a match, cover me with kerosene, playing with fire, i become the effigy
• you have lived an illustrious life!!! may none recall it
• you can stop at five or six stores, or just one
• do you even know the ingredients of that word salad?
• egads! my roast is ruined!
• you used to call me on my smell phone
• I AM DRATULA
• lesbian nazi hookers abducted by ufos and forced into weight loss programs
• are you sure
• i am quite fond of fujoshi miku
• you dont care bout rights. you just alt right
• we r online. we r online
• to seek perfection is to seek ruin
• i'm high as fuck and i have a gun in my backpack
• dear bottomless pit, i wake up for a deep search for intent and belief in myself. but... the day is intense. and death driven with some euphoria
• if i ever want your opinion i'll give it to you, over and over, like egyptians fucking the crocodiles
• dear bottomless pit, i need you here to undo me
• i've finally done it! i've proven that i'm mentally ill! this is the best day of my life!
• don't have to lie cus i can read your mind
• heaven ain't a fuckin place, that means your stupid life's gone to waste
• bonerrr bonerrr
• he. runs fast but just can't do it
• where my autistic animal women at!?
• there's something wrong with that little girl, and i don't just mean that she's autistic
• we're smokin filtered crack you stupid piece of shit, i'll fucking kill you
• i'm movin different
• oh we're so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away, he gets 5 big booms
• i hate that stupid mouse
• i don't know about that. ginyu's dead so i'm smokin a pack
• i read through f-lists like i'm looking for waldo
• man, the orbital station grandma polycule is gonna be pissed
• maybe it's all in my head, but it won't stop until i'm dead
• as someone with an undeveloped brain, this feels awesome!
• *idly undulating*
• you will die like a sickly antelope in my wilds
• who am i to you? do you know the true you?
• i will find you in the nightlife, i will kill you in my next life
• got a fever of 100 and i'm feeling alright
• it's your house, and i'm a bad guest
• rooting, rooting, rooting, rooting, rooting
• actions speak louder than words. i wish i could call you a slur
• i'm always on, i'm always on my grind
• and i'm in your house, and now your house is mine
• unburied. decayed. moldy. in my goop. composted. rotting.
• this isn't the midnight realm, maddy, it's just the suburbs
• why is deceit so accessible to me?
• welcome to nginx!
• mg ultra is in your head
• people are animals too
• on this world and others, there are creatures who simply don't grow-don't thrive-if they don't experience danger
• don't eat the liver. this man is an alcoholic
• they have, a baby mustard
• i've never had it be farting
• people used to live here
• i realized it was written in parkour
• sorry daddy it's taking me long, but i'm STUPID
• somewhere in nevada...
• thought: become a fire ghost and yell at people
• we live like animals and die like animals because we are nobodies to each other
• wrists are for girls, i'm slitting my throat
• did you hear about pluto? that's messed up, right?
• check it out guys, i'm the grungler
• there must be one who crinkles. through some means, the universe will make it so
• it's a magical day!
• i fight for my god given right to lose it all
• i can make orange rhyme with boner
• i see it with my eyedbarls
• REPEAT AND REPEAT YOU CAN NEVER REALLY LEAVE
• vegeta's the cup. because he is my father
• it's a cultural eclipse
• but now everything worth immolating is insured
• when i was a kid furries called me the juicebox, but now i'm the drink
• i see you're trapped in my gay and stupid maze again
• you just have to get over it
• warden, i'm at peace with my god. how are you gonna be with yours?
• the color is pregnant women
• if you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first
• bring me back some orange tic tacs and a happy meal with a toy
• all i want is another shot, just this time don't call me a boy
• it looks like a door... it looks like a goddamn door
• i didn't miss the cold weather, i just missed you
• throw out all the joy and show me metrics for my failures
• i am every single delusional queer
• i am an eyeball-less bat in a cave and i'm selling you guano at your local rave
• i am the one who turns blood into ketamine
• we need jungle i'm afraid
• i wish i could FUCK you like a real boy
• i feel as if i have been standing my entire life and i JUST sat down
• all i could taste was blood... and metal
• interstellar mucus producing cells
• there are no faces
• fig said something horrible about you
• no you aren't, you made the choice to be
• there is still time
• you refuse to fade away, i hide to stay the same
• "something pink with a cherry and a sugar rim," he says. "make sure it's sweet"
• hooked me on a leash and then she tied it tightly to a tree where her little dogs piss
• black sequins writhing, black sequins shine
• do you think the end of the world is coming?
• everybody's coming up, i guess i'm a little bit late to the party
• you can make ever wait for you
• it's not original, but it's true. i love brains
• i wish we could convert this conversation to something else
• bustin' makes me feel good
• sometimes i wonder who i would've been if i left my jacket inside
• home of the megafucker
• i had committed murder, in a terrible fit of rage. i was going to be hung at sunrise. there was no hope. i must die. slowly
• I MADE YOU A COOKIE BUT THEN I FREAKED IT
• hey. grisps you
• boggle
• no more crying for you, now we've made a bed of stone
• well well well if it isn't ratchet and fuckin clank
• i must admit, it makes me chuckle every time
• i've been getting really into "hell" both as a mindset and as something to strive for. in an organizational sense
• I EXIST IN THE SLUDGE BETWEEN FICTION AND FACT
• i'll kill you with my eyes closed, don't wanna see your head explode
• hey why are there plenty of things in here
• i can break through walls
• i just bought more land in the metaverse
• was that the bite of mario 7
• you got the dud!
• it's clever, but is it art?
• like, now? just here on the street?
• if there's one thing i know about parkour civilization, it's that a 360 can solve everything
• i want to believe
• i love my ball
• goat cheese is very high in protein, and good for bone growth. mmmh, i just felt one of my bones grow.
• SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
• psychic powers are cheating, i'm gonna plug my controller into port 2
• i live, i die, i live again!
• witness me, bloodbag! witness!
• BORN 2 LOSE
• SK8 AND DESTROY
• SK8 2 CR8
• BOUND FOR GLORY
• change da world.. my final message.. goodb ye
• what a horrible night to have a curse
• in the ocean i took a piss, and no one knows it. only me, and i can only cry
• could i see a hat wobble? and a flahrgunnstow?
• DOILUS STAGE
• it all returns to nothing, i just keep tumbling down
• it all returns to nothing, i just keep letting me down
• you just cant make it through modern engineering if you can't use matlab
• "women" is a social category that doesn't normally include 3 meter tall feathered hexapods with magnesium bones
• it's a virtuous cycle
• why fight when we just need some space sometimes
• before the future turns to ashes, before your blood turns into plastic
• which came first, ranch or cool ranch?
• dinner blaster? i hardly know 'er!
• my name is sasuke uchiha, and i am a christian
• this town is contaminated with spirals
• i am pleased to announce, the bean has kicked in
• DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
• fix your hearts or die
• don't cry, lets BABY!
• there it is in all of us -- shades of our elder selves. within each man, a goat. within each goat, a man!
• breathe deep the breath of gods, and die
• red, red wine, and cheap perfume aerates the room when you walk in
• i'd love to, but i'm 841 phones
• you've made a mrs. mark max maddy of yourself, i always knew you were just a worthless worm
• i can't believe i used to bowl right beside you, now you sit and cry about just how fast your life flew
• i know i'm bowling at the alley beside you, but i only have ten pins to say goodnight to
• choke on deez nuts till the very last yuh
• there it is, the american flag
• this site is best viewed in 800x600
• are you still doing that hand thing? i heard you were doing that hand thing today. god, what is that?
• sit, and i will build you a loom
• i disguise my voice on the phone
• take me outside, i wanna have fun tonight
• they tell me "you are arrived, but you've been cheated"
• necromancing in private rooms, i think i botched my future too soon
• steve these headphones are fucked up. it's only coming out on one side, like, should i just bear with it or what
• shit. they're fucked. man, no, wait, please get me some new headphones
• kind sir, it's a mollusk i've found
• welcome to warp zone!
• like a bat i flushed the girl and i flew out my back door
• thank you for saving me, goat-bunny-cat lady
• woe, make me your student
• FIFTY PERCENT OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• gonna write myself a love song, give my soul coal for control
• tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, dear
• i say i'm sorry as i'm walking out the door
• i'll cut my hair another way
• we're gonna need more barbarians
• panasonic blu ray $99
• we'll burn and cry, we'll never die
• do those legs absorb water? do they even synthesize cytokinins? i didn't think so
• black devils swing from starry masts, beneath the yawning moon
• IN THE SYNAPSE, THE TERROR LURKS
• turns out it's not illegal to pretend you're giving birth to rabbits
• the sun smiles at you with eternal malice
• 'cause there's a brand new game i don't wanna play
• i bite at the hand that feeds me, i slap at the face that eats me
• some kind of animal-cannibal
• my condolences to you sir, i give you sad claps
• oh time thy pyramids
• benny harvey r.i.p.
• vampirism is the future
• semen and sine waves, hang me from the highway
• today's soup of the day: inferno
• this webpage is in "freaky mode"
• melon
• these sharpie fumes are so intense im gonna get brain damage and cum
• strange things are afoot at the circle K
• to kill the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies
• if it sucks... hit da bricks
• when the impostor is sus
• i have the body of a pig
• if you hate me i think you should kill me. if you can't kill me, then what are you worth?
• collect my pages
• draw the curtains and decease
• burning up and setting ablaze, you're in a perfect unified haze
• ficain eating corpses there's a hornet in my throat
• chi dara fine al gran dolore? l'ore
• beware, i live
• i dont care what you've been told, i dont think that we need to get old
• now everything i ever used to be is catching up to me
• conferring with the mystics and autistics 'till i'm letting loose ballistics
• turn back to pieces when i saw you
• stare at the sun
• chaos reigns
• CELLOPHANE WRAPPED AROUND THE LINING OF MY THROAT
• it really whips the llama's ass
• god left me unfinished
• or PVP Boss
• we brew it and it's good and it's delicious
• this is not for you
• feed me chlorine and tell me i'm a good boy
• so please please please release me
• can you stop fucking around
• i hope your flames don't grow
• i wanna be buried in snow
• i dont know how to find what i have to
• the basement door opens
• you sense a psychic presence foreign to this place and time
• it's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
• suck my fucking ass you goddamn stuttering fucking parrot
• get clocked like it's a job to me
• people never change but skin will rot in any weather
• something malicious is brewing...
• you can spit in my face, i like the taste
• lets both fuck up this bowl of oatmeal
• give a man a blowjob, he cums for a day. break a man's ribs, he cums for a lifetime
• sex is something you do with your teeth
• a radish is a type of nut. it is meat. it is a type of nut
• a radish is the blood red eyeball of god, and i do put it in my salad. it grows in the ground and gets made by oysters in the ocean
• a radish is a type of scarlet meatball that lives in the mud. it tastes like salad, it tastes like meatballs, it's the world's only vegetable
• this is joey
• this is willie
• this is paul
• this is frankie
• please, you don't know the truth
• you hear about video games?
• cowabunga! you're ovulating, dude!
• ah... uhm. i... you, ah.
• you sense the animus of a vast mind. someone is near.
• are you guys going trick-or-treating
• got nothing to say to a lack-salt
• muscle man tits compilation
• be ape still and muse
• despite everything, it's still you
• i'm just so glad that you're real
• you already know im obsessed with it. i can't get enough
• yes, yes, yes. they are so quetzal!
• epic bad luck
• living the dreen
• i'm being line leader right now
• birds can't eat rice that wasn't planted
• alright, no more derping around; let's finish this WAD up!
• please excuse my dark ambient swag
• i'll be your friend
• why does the plant on the windowsill reflect my state of mind? growing and dying all the time
• does anyone remember who i am?
• swell me up, please do that to me sweetheart
• just stand there with a gaze irresistible
• now let me rest
• yeah I've got your "nitro pepsi" right here
• my potions are too strong for you traveller
• imminent bonfire...
• we should transcend humanity somewhat
• on the twenty third day i did not give a fuck
• onward through the fog
• go go gadget null pointer dereference
• i did something i wasn't supposed to be doing
• sinister explains it perfectly
• animals eat animals ad infinitum
• wet potential smeared across your stomach guilt
• and your face is red, but no longer now, do i pity you
• WE'RE GONNA WAIT A LONG TIME
• YOU WILL SEE SUCH PRETTY THINGS
• i live... again!
• I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF !! !!
• I FUCKED YOU IN HALF !! I FUCKED YOU IN HALF !!
• are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?
• you're gonna need a bigger ukelele
• keep trying confounded little creature
• i don't mind because you're mine
• waiting for the rain is when i feel fine
• know that i'll be your friend someday
• listen, don't talk
• as the months lull by, i can't help but think the same motel sign is giving me everything
• does your god know insects grow in my pome
• and we used to sleep on the beach here, sleep overnight. they don't do that anymore. things changed, you see...
• they don't sleep anymore on the beach
• i want you to next time, it doesn't sound so bad when i say it in my mind
• now i'm considered ugly from every angle. you're the only beauty i don't want to strangle
• this whole life ain't been any fun, now your viscera unfurls
• in this house
• and i guess it just wasn't meant to be, cause you're a nervous wreck
• let's get metaphysical
• all american ass-wipe
• if you like crazy ass japanese movies, machine girl is definitely for you
• dance with the devil and die with a smirk
• tryna do my part, but you're breaking every rule
• inhibited lately, creatively vacant vision is fading
• place a block to stop the rot and hope that i can warm you up
• i don't believe it that you're sinking and i'm okay
• i'm sick of feeling i just wanna hold ya
• now tell me how does paralysis feel? like you're trapped in a light beam, a part of the atom stream that oozes down through the glass
• i just wanna see the way you move when no one's around
• i understand the situation you're in
• when you come back again, we can convene and make it forever
• if you come back again, we can convene and make it all better
• dancing, walking, rearranging furniture
• how could you leave it all alone? cause now we got a bleeder
• born to frag
• salvation is a digital heaven 'cause real life is hell
• drink from the palm of your god, as it's dog
• every holiday is just one more sorry trip around the sun
• so feed us a line, give it your best, kid. my self serving jokes and my stoic mouths, anything to get you to smile
• can't translate thoughts into sentences
• there burns a jealousy inside of me as i gaze up at your mighty trees
• silly thoughts and silly worries sorted into little phrases that don't mean anything
• im getting off, im getting out
• but they make me smile and for a while i will forget everything
• and that means that love, for all it's irresistible mystery, is, by any measure, terrifying
• just sit.
• legalize cannibalism
• ayo shrimp check
• FUCK // TEETH
• what's the point in being lovers if we cant speak our minds
• i need to get high from opium
• cartwheels on the sidewalk, i'm too tough to blow my mind out
• grow up now is just what i mean
• is it blissful?
• it's like a dream
• i think i'll lose my mind in hysteria
• fake it online, make it offline
• oh, lord, the devil went down to a deep dark lake where my body laid drowning
• held me, under the sea, and i pointed to the river like the ocean was my body
• this is absolutely totally and utterly, provably, obviously, demonstrably ridiculous and insane.
• blue lips, bleached hair with a cold-blooded stare
• ...and then some? AH HA HA. HA HA HA.
• PRESENT DAY * PRESENT TIME
• the internet is just a weird dowsing rod
• who's crying now on my shoulder
• who's crying now that i've told her
• it's in my nature
• it gives me chills
• been chewing the skin in my mouth without you
• you stole fizzy lifting drinks
• "this house is haunted"
• i'm safe inside and never coming out
• i can do ANYTHING
• hello, viator
• you have the soul of an emperor
• we all fall down
• THE DAWN IS YOUR DEFAMER
• THE DAWN IS YOUR DOOM
• THE DAWN IS YOUR ENEMY
• if you ever find my body, throw it in the lake
• i have no idea what you're saying, i'm gonna lose my mind
• the golden years never happened to you, or anyone you thought you knew
• they all grew up to be miserable adults just waiting for the day they get to die
• and a dark wind blows
• abandon all hope, ye who enters here
• smokin big doinks in cyber
• i use arch btw
• when you online and you smell that ZAZA
• Nyororororororon ahahaahaha weeeeeeeee! Ooohhhohohohohoho... AAAAAAAAAAHHH.
• what doth life life life life life life life life life life life
• and so I stood on the boundaries of life, on the peripheries of existence, and peered outwards unto death and unto every true thing, every thing that I would feel from then on until eternity, and it was a very dark ocean - a very deep, and very empty universe
• you slumber, a cucumber
• i'm a survivor. we're a dying breed
• life is just death in drag
• they say that when you die, you shit your pants; but not me. i'm gonna shit my heart
• unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. i'm used to swallowing huge loads
• everybody dreams alone and it makes me cry
• see with new eyes, a world ready to despise you
• i watch you watch as the phone continues to ring like nobody's home
• what's inside it? man or spider
• here lives the incantation of matter, a language forever
• wish on a genie, ha ha ha! i want wishes too
• i'm a force a nature! if you were from where i was from, you'd be freaking dead
• bask in the golden light of your radiant path
• time is a boat and i wont row
• goodnight gay man
• i cant see a thing. i'll open this one
• Object Class: Euclid
• i'm using tilt controls!
• look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
• our god is unbroken!
• sit on the throne of contentment and ferment. inspect the eternal blue skies of your kingdom. you come to a realization. you pick up an onion and begin peeling.
• finally a beautiful fucking nerve ape
• you're breathing manually now
• i came here to chew ass and kick gum, and i'm all out out of gum
• i dont know what to say when people come undone
• let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see
• i just recently began listening to your radio show, and could not believe it when you talked about the sounds from hell tonight
• i want to take a walk every day, but im in a cave
• draped in lead, heavy as a slug
• i wanna feel like i feel when i'm asleep
• born to die, world is a fuck
• life is like a road. it ends.
• loud/quiet quiet/loud
• damn you look like you had a bad time
• but the heart is also heavy, and the beautiful engineers are all dead
• the secret technicians conspire for their own glamor. in the future, in the future, but now drink vodka and lament the security forces
• there are thousands here like them, not going to school, sitting on the ward all day, not being talked to by anyone
• its morning somewhere. good morning.
• life made you bitter, i can make you tender
• don't think that just because you lick it, it's love
• yuo dont like capitalism yet you exist. iphone venezuela bottom texxt 100 billion dead
• this is just like gorbino's quest. this is the gorbino's quest of life
• even a broken cock pisses twice a day
• welcome to the underground. how was the fall
• 1000% I USED TO GIVE A FUCK!!
• baby do you even have the guts to say
• where's the bridge that's gonna take me home? the bridge that someone's fighting over
• slow down before we reach home. let the lights take us to a place we'll call our own
• baby run away, to the sun, to the comfort
• while the old folk pray for tomorrow im waiting for today
• i can i can do i do i
• i do i do can i can i
• if it got too cold, would you invite me in to show me where you rest your head at night
• arrowheads (x16)
• and you're still here, though you're losing your glow
• all the years have passed us by
• and when their earthen mouthes open up, just what words should come out? but "we wish we were dead"
• send me back in time, and i'll bring us back in line
• eyes will run with tired tears, living like a dream
• in silent time strange new life will appear
• i held your moss-covered stone and the sun disappeared as i watched you return from the rising water's edge
• in the deep time, im a leaf-shaped shadow. you're the sun, dear one
• i hesitated before untying the bow that bound this book together
• welcome, pilgrim, to the great journey towards the end of all things
• love when you 4.99 makes me feel so lugsury
• damn child, leave this house
• i'll have a wife there. she has beautiful hair and i hope shes not dead
• $ dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/null
• will you help me buy milk?
• the skyline was beautiful on fire. all twisted metal stretching upwards. everything washed in a thin orange haze
• another settlement needs your help
• dont it feel good to drive a bus? people need to get picked up
• life flashes quickly. did you see it?
• i often tell myself enough to bury me home. you're only safe on the floor
• goodnight, sweetheart. thicker thighs for my friends
• oh wow! available now!
• love spilled out the open door and smeared around the kitchen floor
• rolling in the nonsense, deploy the fantasy. for the horrors of life i do believe
• when i jingle my keys dont call me keyman please
• see me singing sideways, hang me from the highway
• it's all salted sweet peas, we'll think back to drinking milk on our monday
• son when you grow up, just shut up
• oh mona lisa, i'm unprepared for natural history written in stone
• i can see them under the TV
• never really thought i would survive, and this just can't be right
• drag the body under the rug
• oh my lord i am on fire, what am i to do?
• whatever's in light i need you inside you are. you are walking, you are still walking
• i dont have enough time. time flies. time drags.
• god no no god take my mind. I can take my mind and i'm fine fine fine fine
• kids his age bounce
• young man, it's worth the challenge
• you're blue now!
• must i do everything for you?
• it took awhile to realize my skin glows without you
• i want to eat people sometimes
• nothing is gonna save us forever, but a lot of things can save us today
• i believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people who do
• everything sucks forever
• is there something going around that makes everyone talk like fortune cookies?
• after everything... better to be trapped with someone else, right?
• press jump to die
• what will it be like, i wonder, to go to sleep and never wake up? perhaps next we meet i will be an ocean current, carrying seeds to a new land... or a creature so small it sees the gaps between the grains of sand. farewell, friend.
• when i die, i want it to hurt. when my friends leave, when i have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, i want it to hurt. bad.
• the computers stopped exchanging information
• stuck where past and future meet, watching all our autumns drift away
• oh we'll be old and weary friends. god bless let all this never end
• no matter where you go, everyone is connected
• you mustn't confuse it with the real world. do you understand what i'm warning you about?
• shooting me in the balls with a vagina (a vagina!)
• the certificate authority is evil
• now you've done it you freak shit. you've fucked up. you're being tracked by the grid. the eye in the sky is watching. we're coming for you.
• when the beat drops im going to fucking kill myself
• i wish i was at home playing gorbino's quest
• keep having these recurring nightmares about transforming into a bouncy castle... it's freaking me out
• life is an ice cream. enjoy it before it melts
• nothing new, under sun and moon
• lord and lover, saint and swain
• knife and cleaver, lye and loam
• a wild boy, turned old too soon; in elder fir, an ancient plain
• a bag head come to claim his throne
• a slave in gold, that all conform to
• go and ask the cattle to inform you

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