fortune but awesome
ever since creating this site, i've always had a random "quip" or one-liner somewhere on the landing page. this is a list of those quips.
most of them are song lyrics, while some are memes or quotes i've heard that "went hard"
407 total quips
- everybody's coming up, i guess i'm a little bit late to the party
- you can make ever wait for you
- it's not original, but it's true. i love brains
- i wish we could convert this conversation to something else
- bustin' makes me feel good
- sometimes i wonder who i would've been if i left my jacket inside
- home of the megafucker
- i had committed murder, in a terrible fit of rage. i was going to be hung at sunrise. there was no hope. i must die. slowly
- I MADE YOU A COOKIE BUT THEN I FREAKED IT
- hey. grisps you
- boggle
- no more crying for you, now we've made a bed of stone
- well well well if it isn't ratchet and fuckin clank
- i must admit, it makes me chuckle every time
- i've been getting really into "hell" both as a mindset and as something to strive for. in an organizational sense
- I EXIST IN THE SLUDGE BETWEEN FICTION AND FACT
- look what it's fucking called! rocky's orca fuckin bunky dunch!
- i'll kill you with my eyes closed, don't wanna see your head explode
- hey why are there plenty of things in here
- i can break through walls
- i just bought more land in the metaverse
- was that the bite of mario 7
- you got the dud!
- it's clever, but is it art?
- like, now? just here on the street?
- if there's one thing i know about parkour civilization, it's that a 360 can solve everything
- i want to believe
- i love my ball
- goat cheese is very high in protein, and good for bone growth. mmmh, i just felt one of my bones grow.
- SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
- psychic powers are cheating, i'm gonna plug my controller into port 2
- i live, i die, i live again!
- witness me, bloodbag! witness!
- BORN 2 LOSE
- SK8 AND DESTROY
- SK8 2 CR8
- BOUND FOR GLORY
- change da world.. my final message.. goodb ye
- what a horrible night to have a curse
- in the ocean i took a piss, and no one knows it. only me, and i can only cry
- could i see a hat wobble? and a flahrgunnstow?
- DOILUS STAGE
- it all returns to nothing, i just keep tumbling down
- it all returns to nothing, i just keep letting me down
- you just cant make it through modern engineering if you can't use matlab
- "women" is a social category that doesn't normally include 3 meter tall feathered hexapods with magnesium bones
- why fight when we just need some space sometimes
- before the future turns to ashes, before your blood turns into plastic
- which came first, ranch or cool ranch?
- dinner blaster? i hardly know 'er!
- my name is sasuke uchiha, and i am a christian
- this town is contaminated with spirals
- i am pleased to announce, the bean has kicked in
- DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
- fix your heart or die
- don't cry, lets BABY!
- there it is in all of us -- shades of our elder selves. within each man, a goat. within each goat, a man!
- breathe deep the breath of gods, and die
- red, red wine, and cheap perfume aerates the room when you walk in
- i'd love to, but i'm 841 phones
- you've made a mrs. mark max maddy of yourself, i always knew you were just a worthless worm
- i can't believe i used to bowl right beside you, now you sit and cry about just how fast your life flew
- i know i'm bowling at the alley beside you, but i only have ten pins to say goodnight to
- choke on deez nuts till the very last yuh
- there it is, the american flag
- this site is best viewed in 800x600
- are you still doing that hand thing? i heard you were doing that hand thing today. god, what is that?
- sit, and i will build you a loom
- i disguise my voice on the phone
- take me outside, i wanna have fun tonight
- they tell me "you are arrived, but you've been cheated"
- necromancing in private rooms, i think i botched my future too soon
- steve these headphones are fucked up. it's only coming out on one side, like, should i just bear with it or what
- shit. they're fucked. man, no, wait, please get me some new headphones
- kind sir, it's a mollusk i've found
- welcome to warp zone!
- like a bat i flushed the girl and i flew out my back door
- thank you for saving me, goat-bunny-cat lady
- woe, make me your student
- FIFTY PERCENT OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- gonna write myself a love song, give my soul coal for control
- tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, dear
- i say i'm sorry as i'm walking out the door
- i'll cut my hair another way
- we're gonna need more barbarians
- panasonic blu ray $99
- we'll burn and cry, we'll never die
- do those legs absorb water? do they even synthesize cytokinins? i didn't think so
- black devils swing from starry masts, beneath the yawning moon
- IN THE SYNAPSE, THE DEVIL LURKS
- turns out it's not illegal to pretend you're giving birth to rabbits
- the sun smiles at you with eternal malice
- 'cause there's a brand new game i don't wanna play
- i bite at the hand that feeds me, i slap at the face that eats me
- some kind of animal-cannibal
- my condolences to you sir, i give you sad claps
- oh time thy pyramids
- benny harvey r.i.p.
- vampirism is the future
- semen and sine waves, hang me from the highway
- today's soup of the day: inferno
- this webpage is in "freaky mode"
- melon
- these sharpie fumes are so intense im gonna get brain damage and cum
- strange things are afoot at the circle K
- to kill the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies
- if it sucks... hit da bricks
- when the impostor is sus
- i have the body of a pig
- if you hate me i think you should kill me. if you can't kill me, then what are you worth?
- collect my pages
- draw the curtains and decease
- burning up and setting ablaze, you're in a perfect unified haze
- ficain eating corpses there's a hornet in my throat
- chi dara fine al gran dolore? l'ore
- beware, i live
- i dont care what you've been told, i dont think that we need to get old
- now everything i ever used to be is catching up to me
- conferring with the mystics and autistics 'till i'm letting loose ballistics
- turn back to pieces when i saw you
- stare at the sun
- chaos reigns
- CELLOPHANE WRAPPED AROUND THE LINING OF MY THROAT
- it really whips the llama's ass
- god left me unfinished
- or PVP Boss
- we brew it and it's good and it's delicious
- this is not for you
- feed me chlorine and tell me i'm a good boy
- so please please please release me
- can you stop fucking around
- i hope your flames don't grow
- i wanna be buried in snow
- i dont know how to find what i have to
- the basement door opens
- you sense a psychic presence foreign to this place and time
- it's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
- suck my fucking ass you goddamn stuttering fucking parrot
- get clocked like it's a job to me
- people never change but skin will rot in any weather
- something malicious is brewing...
- you can spit in my face, i like the taste
- lets both fuck up this bowl of oatmeal
- give a man a blowjob, he cums for a day. break a man's ribs, he cums for a lifetime
- sex is something you do with your teeth
- a radish is a type of nut. it is meat. it is a type of nut
- a radish is the blood red eyeball of god, and i do put it in my salad. it grows in the ground and gets made by oysters in the ocean
- a radish is a type of scarlet meatball that lives in the mud. it tastes like salad, it tastes like meatballs, it's the world's only vegetable
- this is joey
- this is willie
- this is paul
- this is frankie
- please, you don't know the truth
- you hear about video games?
- cowabunga! you're ovulating, dude!
- ah... uhm. i... you, ah.
- you sense the animus of a vast mind. someone is near.
- are you guys going trick-or-treating
- got nothing to say to a lack-salt
- muscle man tits compilation
- be ape still and muse
- despite everything, it's still you
- i'm just so glad that you're real
- you already know im obsessed with it. i can't get enough
- yes, yes, yes. they are so quetzal!
- epic bad luck
- living the dreen
- i'm being line leader right now
- birds can't eat rice that wasn't planted
- alright, no more derping around; let's finish this WAD up!
- please excuse my dark ambient swag
- i'll be your friend
- why does the plant on the windowsill reflect my state of mind? growing and dying all the time
- does anyone remember who i am?
- swell me up, please do that to me sweetheart
- just stand there with a gaze irresistible
- now let me rest
- yeah I've got your "nitro pepsi" right here
- my potions are too strong for you traveller
- imminent bonfire...
- we should transcend humanity somewhat
- on the twenty third day i did not give a fuck
- onward through the fog
- go go gadget null pointer dereference
- i did something i wasn't supposed to be doing
- sinister explains it perfectly
- animals eat animals ad infinitum
- wet potential smeared across your stomach guilt
- and your face is red, but no longer now, do i pity you
- WE'RE GONNA WAIT A LONG TIME
- YOU WILL SEE SUCH PRETTY THINGS
- i live... again!
- I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF !! !!
- I FUCKED YOU IN HALF !! I FUCKED YOU IN HALF !!
- are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?
- you're gonna need a bigger ukelele
- keep trying confounded little creature
- i don't mind because you're mine
- waiting for the rain is when i feel fine
- know that i'll be your friend someday
- listen, don't talk
- as the months lull by, i can't help but think the same motel sign is giving me everything
- does your god know insects grow in my pome
- and we used to sleep on the beach here, sleep overnight. they don't do that anymore. things changed, you see...
- they don't sleep anymore on the beach
- i want you to next time, it doesn't sound so bad when i say it in my mind
- now i'm considered ugly from every angle. you're the only beauty i don't want to strangle
- this whole life ain't been any fun, now your viscera unfurls
- in this house
- and i guess it just wasn't meant to be, cause you're a nervous wreck
- let's get metaphysical
- all american ass-wipe
- if you like crazy ass japanese movies, machine girl is definitely for you
- dance with the devil and die with a smirk
- tryna do my part, but you're breaking every rule
- inhibited lately, creatively vacant vision is fading
- place a block to stop the rot and hope that i can warm you up
- i don't believe it that you're sinking and i'm okay
- i'm sick of feeling i just wanna hold ya
- now tell me how does paralysis feel? like you're trapped in a light beam, a part of the atom stream that oozes down through the glass
- i just wanna see the way you move when no one's around
- i understand the situation you're in
- when you come back again, we can convene and make it forever
- if you come back again, we can convene and make it all better
- dancing, walking, rearranging furniture
- how could you leave it all alone? cause now we got a bleeder
- born to frag
- salvation is a digital heaven 'cause real life is hell
- drink from the palm of your god, as it's dog
- every holiday is just one more sorry trip around the sun
- so feed us a line, give it your best, kid. my self serving jokes and my stoic mouths, anything to get you to smile
- can't translate thoughts into sentences
- there burns a jealousy inside of me as i gaze up at your mighty trees
- silly thoughts and silly worries sorted into little phrases that don't mean anything
- im getting off, im getting out
- but they make me smile and for a while i will forget everything
- and that means that love, for all it's irresistible mystery, is, by any measure, terrifying
- just sit.
- legalize cannibalism
- ayo shrimp check
- FUCK // TEETH
- what's the point in being lovers if we cant speak our minds
- i need to get high from opium
- cartwheels on the sidewalk, i'm too tough to blow my mind out
- grow up now is just what i mean
- is it blissful?
- it's like a dream
- i think i'll lose my mind in hysteria
- fake it online, make it offline
- oh, lord, the devil went down to a deep dark lake where my body laid drowning
- held me, under the sea, and i pointed to the river like the ocean was my body
- this is absolutely totally and utterly, provably, obviously, demonstrably ridiculous and insane.
- blue lips, bleached hair with a cold-blooded stare
- ...and then some? AH HA HA. HA HA HA.
- PRESENT DAY * PRESENT TIME
- the internet is just a weird dowsing rod
- who's crying now on my shoulder
- who's crying now that i've told her
- it's in my nature
- it gives me chills
- been chewing the skin in my mouth without you
- you stole fizzy lifting drinks
- "this house is haunted"
- i'm safe inside and never coming out
- i can do ANYTHING
- hello, viator
- you have the soul of an emperor
- we all fall down
- THE DAWN IS YOUR DEFAMER
- THE DAWN IS YOUR DOOM
- THE DAWN IS YOUR ENEMY
- if you ever find my body, throw it in the lake
- i have no idea what you're saying, i'm gonna lose my mind
- the golden years never happened to you, or anyone you thought you knew
- they all grew up to be miserable adults just waiting for the day they get to die
- and a dark wind blows
- abandon all hope, ye who enters here
- smokin big doinks in cyber
- i use fedora btw
- when you online and you smell that ZAZA
- Nyororororororon ahahaahaha weeeeeeeee! Ooohhhohohohohoho... AAAAAAAAAAHHH.
- what doth life life life life life life life life life life life
- and so I stood on the boundaries of life, on the peripheries of existence, and peered outwards unto death and unto every true thing, every thing that I would feel from then on until eternity, and it was a very dark ocean - a very deep, and very empty universe
- you slumber, a cucumber
- i'm a survivor. we're a dying breed
- life is just death in drag
- they say that when you die, you shit your pants; but not me. i'm gonna shit my heart
- unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. i'm used to swallowing huge loads
- everybody dreams alone and it makes me cry
- see with new eyes, a world ready to despise you
- i watch you watch as the phone continues to ring like nobody's home
- what's inside it? man or spider
- here lives the incantation of matter, a language forever
- wish on a genie, ha ha ha! i want wishes too
- i'm a force a nature! if you were from where i was from, you'd be freaking dead
- bask in the golden light of your radiant path
- time is a boat and i wont row
- goodnight gay man
- i cant see a thing. i'll open this one
- Object Class: Euclid
- i'm using tilt controls!
- look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
- our god is unbroken!
- sit on the throne of contentment and ferment. inspect the eternal blue skies of your kingdom. you come to a realization. you pick up an onion and begin peeling.
- finally a beautiful fucking nerve ape
- you're breathing manually now
- i came here to chew ass and kick gum, and i'm all out out of gum
- i dont know what to say when people come undone
- let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see
- i just recently began listening to your radio show, and could not believe it when you talked about the sounds from hell tonight
- i want to take a walk every day, but im in a cave
- draped in lead, heavy as a slug
- i wanna feel like i feel when i'm asleep
- born to die, world is a fuck
- life is like a road. it ends.
- loud/quiet quiet/loud
- damn you look like you had a bad time
- but the heart is also heavy, and the beautiful engineers are all dead
- the secret technicians conspire for their own glamor. in the future, in the future, but now drink vodka and lament the security forces
- there are thousands here like them, not going to school, sitting on the ward all day, not being talked to by anyone
- its morning somewhere. good morning.
- life made you bitter, i can make you tender
- don't think that just because you lick it, it's love
- yuo dont like capitalism yet you exist. iphone venezuela bottom texxt 100 billion dead
- this is just like gorbino's quest. this is the gorbino's quest of life
- even a broken cock pisses twice a day
- welcome to the underground. how was the fall
- 1000% I USED TO GIVE A FUCK!!
- baby do you even have the guts to say
- where's the bridge that's gonna take me home? the bridge that someone's fighting over
- slow down before we reach home. let the lights take us to a place we'll call our own
- baby run away, to the sun, to the comfort
- while the old folk pray for tomorrow im waiting for today
- i can i can do i do i
- i do i do can i can i
- if it got too cold, would you invite me in to show me where you rest your head at night
- arrowheads (x16)
- and you're still here, though you're losing your glow
- all the years have passed us by
- and when their earthen mouthes open up, just what words should come out? but "we wish we were dead"
- send me back in time, and i'll bring us back in line
- eyes will run with tired tears, living like a dream
- in silent time strange new life will appear
- i held your moss-covered stone and the sun disappeared as i watched you return from the rising water's edge
- in the deep time, im a leaf-shaped shadow. you're the sun, dear one
- i hesitated before untying the bow that bound this book together
- welcome, pilgrim, to the great journey towards the end of all things
- love when you 4.99 makes me feel so lugsury
- damn child, leave this house
- i'll have a wife there. she has beautiful hair and i hope shes not dead
- $ dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/null
- will you help me buy milk?
- the skyline was beautiful on fire. all twisted metal stretching upwards. everything washed in a thin orange haze
- another settlement needs your help
- dont it feel good to drive a bus? people need to get picked up
- life flashes quickly. did you see it?
- i often tell myself enough to bury me home. you're only safe on the floor
- goodnight, sweetheart. thicker thighs for my friends
- oh wow! available now!
- love spilled out the open door and smeared around the kitchen floor
- rolling in the nonsense, deploy the fantasy. for the horrors of life i do believe
- when i jingle my keys dont call me keyman please
- see me singing sideways, hang me from the highway
- it's all salted sweet peas, we'll think back to drinking milk on our monday
- son when you grow up, just shut up
- oh mona lisa, i'm unprepared for natural history written in stone
- i can see them under the TV
- never really thought i would survive, and this just can't be right
- drag the body under the rug
- oh my lord i am on fire, what am i to do?
- whatever's in light i need you inside you are. you are walking, you are still walking
- i dont have enough time. time flies. time drags.
- god no no god take my mind. I can take my mind and i'm fine fine fine fine
- kids his age bounce
- young man, it's worth the challenge
- you're blue now!
- must i do everything for you?
- it took awhile to realize my skin glows without you
- i want to eat people sometimes
- nothing is gonna save us forever, but a lot of things can save us today
- i believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people who do
- everything sucks forever
- is there something going around that makes everyone talk like fortune cookies?
- after everything... better to be trapped with someone else, right?
- press jump to die
- what will it be like, i wonder, to go to sleep and never wake up? perhaps next we meet i will be an ocean current, carrying seeds to a new land... or a creature so small it sees the gaps between the grains of sand. farewell, friend.
- when i die, i want it to hurt. when my friends leave, when i have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, i want it to hurt. bad.
- the computers stopped exchanging information
- stuck where past and future meet, watching all our autumns drift away
- oh we'll be old and weary friends. god bless let all this never end
- no matter where you go, everyone is connected
- you mustn't confuse it with the real world. do you understand what i'm warning you about?
- the locals didn't take kindly to this well intentioned man
- shooting me in the balls with a vagina (a vagina!)
- the certificate authority is evil
- now you've done it you freak shit. you've fucked up. you're being tracked by the grid. the eye in the sky is watching. we're coming for you.
- when the beat drops im going to fucking kill myself
- i wish i was at home playing gorbino's quest
- keep having these recurring nightmares about transforming into a bouncy castle... it's freaking me out
- life is an ice cream. enjoy it before it melts
- nothing new, under sun and moon
- lord and lover, saint and swain
- knife and cleaver, lye and loam
- a wild boy, turned old too soon; in elder fir, an ancient plain
- a bag head come to claim his throne
- a slave in gold, that all conform to
- go and ask the cattle to inform you
Last updated 24T03
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